[Verse 1]
Trump's birthday bash at the White House, UFC in the ring
Fighters throwing punches where the presidents used to sing
Ballroom turned to octagon, the crowd is getting loud
But lawyers filing papers saying this ain't allowed
[Chorus]
Lawsuits flying, tempers rising, battles in the court
White House news is making waves from every news report
Politicians, legal eagles, everyone's got a say
About what happens in DC on this crazy day
[Verse 2]
Guardian and Al Jazeera questioning the plan
Time Magazine investigating if a lawsuit's got a hand
CBC's showing photos of the arena being built
While Supreme Court justices might decide who's guilty
[Chorus]
Lawsuits flying, tempers rising, battles in the court
White House news is making waves from every news report
Politicians, legal eagles, everyone's got a say
About what happens in DC on this crazy day
[Bridge]
President denies the promises he made about the wars
New York Times reporting while the controversy soars
NBC's got updates streaming through the television screen
Wildest White House party that we've ever seen
[Verse 3]
Federal courthouse buzzing with the documents and pleas
New York Magazine declaring that everyone disagrees
SCOTUSblog analyzing if the case will make it high
To the marble halls of justice underneath the sky
[Verse 4]
CNN's got cameras rolling, Fox News taking sides
Washington Post editorials saying someone lied
Secret Service scrambling with security concerns
While the Constitution scholars debate what the law discerns
Protesters gather outside with their signs held up high
Some want the fights to happen, others asking why
[Chorus]
Lawsuits flying, tempers rising, battles in the court
White House news is making waves from every news report
Politicians, legal eagles, everyone's got a say
About what happens in DC on this crazy day
[Outro]
June ninth news keeps rolling, stories never end
Democracy and drama, where the headlines never bend
[Final Chorus]
Lawsuits flying, tempers rising, battles in the court
White House news is making waves from every news report
Politicians, legal eagles, everyone's got a say
About what happens in DC on this crazy day