The "Which Floor Do I Live On?" Cheat Sheet

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the building where the forms all live
Ten floors organized, got the codes to give
Personal tax prep on the first floor stands
T1 returns and schedules in your hands
T776 for rental property care
T2125 for business, T778 to share
Schedules one through fifteen all aligned
First floor foundation keeps your taxes refined

[Chorus]
Which floor do I live on, where's my form today
Personal first, corporate second way
Trusts on third, payroll fourth they say
Fifth for partnerships, ground floor GST
Basement for excise, parking cross-border free
Financial shadow wing, RC7 key
Ten patterns total, thirty seconds flat
CRA building, now you know where you're at

[Verse 2]
Second floor corporate, T2 is the name
T2 schedules one through one-thirty in the game
Provincial schedules backing up the flow
Corporate taxation, second floor to go
Third floor trusts and estates hold the line
T3 return with schedules so fine
T3 schedules one through fifteen stand
Provincial T3 forms across the land

[Chorus]
Which floor do I live on, where's my form today
Personal first, corporate second way
Trusts on third, payroll fourth they say
Fifth for partnerships, ground floor GST
Basement for excise, parking cross-border free
Financial shadow wing, RC7 key
Ten patterns total, thirty seconds flat
CRA building, now you know where you're at

[Verse 3]
Fourth floor payroll with the T4 crew
TD1 forms and CPT30 too
RC18 waiting in the lobby space
Payroll processing, fourth floor base
Fifth floor partnerships, T5013 strong
Schedules one through one-thirty all along
T5013 FIN to close the deal
Partnership forms make the fifth floor real

[Bridge]
Ground floor GST returns and more
Elections rebates at the entry door
Basement B-series, loading dock L
Excise regulated, forms that sell
Parking cross-border, CPT and NR
T2062, T1135 star
NR73 and 74 shine
Cross-border forms in the parking line

[Outro]
Financial institutions shadow wing
RC7 thousand, SLFI bring
The system's big but not random at all
Ten patterns guide you through every call
Thirty seconds max to find your way
CRA building, forms every day
Which floor you living on, now you know
Pattern language, watch your knowledge grow

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