Corporate Finance (FNCE 6110 or 6210)

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[Verse 1]
Money travels through time like a magnet pulling backward
Present value shrinks what future dollars are worth
Compound interest builds towers while discounting tears them down
Calculate the bridge between tomorrow and today's earth

[Chorus]
NPV beats IRR when projects clash and contradict
Free cash flows to firm, then bridge to equity
WACC weighs the cost of capital in the mix
From beta times the premium to tax shields we can see

[Verse 2]
Terminal value captures all the years beyond our model
Perpetuity growth or exit multiples decide
Trading comps and precedent transactions tell the story
Enterprise minus net debt equals equity's ride

[Chorus]
NPV beats IRR when projects clash and contradict
Free cash flows to firm, then bridge to equity
WACC weighs the cost of capital in the mix
From beta times the premium to tax shields we can see

[Verse 3]
Modigliani-Miller says structure doesn't matter
In perfect markets debt and equity trade places
But taxes favor debt while bankruptcy brings disaster
Pecking order theory ranks the financing races

[Bridge]
Risk-free rate plus beta times the market's excess return
CAPM calculates but limitations always lurk
Levered beta amplifies what unlevered beta earned
Agency problems make the governance framework work

[Chorus]
NPV beats IRR when projects clash and contradict
Free cash flows to firm, then bridge to equity
WACC weighs the cost of capital in the mix
From beta times the premium to tax shields we can see

[Outro]
Real options capture flexibility's hidden treasure
Dividend signals while repurchases return the gold
Corporate finance quantifies what markets cannot measure
Every decimal point's a story waiting to be told

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