Self-Assessment

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[Verse 1]
Post-lap chole, patient's waking up, gotta build the bridge
From IV to oral, structured plan, nothing left to fridge
Acetaminophen scheduled, gram by gram, four times a day
Celecoxib riding shotgun, inflammation kept at bay
Opioids short-acting, low-dose hydrocodone PRN
Seventy-two hour window, taper down and don't extend
Counsel on constipation, stool softener from the gate
Document the allergies, functional goals, discharge straight

[Chorus]
A-C-E — Assess, Construct, Evaluate your plan
Cross-tolerance, rotate, reduce by twenty-five percent
Taper slow when function's low, document every trend
Multimodal, methodical, precision till the end
A-C-E — the framework that won't bend

[Verse 2]
Now the kidney's failing, creatinine climbing fast
Morphine-six-glucuronide accumulating — can't let that last
Neurotoxicity knocking, myoclonus at the door
Time to rotate agents, hydromorphone, nothing more
Calculate equianalgesic — morphine sixty oral
Divide by five, twelve milligrams, but hold up, read theoral
Hydromorphone bioavailability shifts the math
Reduce by twenty-five for cross-tolerance on the path
Extended-release format? Scratch it — AKI's the wall
Immediate-release dosing only, frequent intervals y'all
Breakthrough at ten percent of total daily weight
Reassess renal function, titrate, don't hesitate

[Chorus]
A-C-E — Assess, Construct, Evaluate your plan
Cross-tolerance, rotate, reduce by twenty-five percent
Taper slow when function's low, document every trend
Multimodal, methodical, precision till the end
A-C-E — the framework that won't bend

[Bridge]
High-dose oxycodone, no functional gain in sight
Patient's been on it years, dependence wound up tight
You don't cut it cold — that's a physiologic crime
Ten percent reduction weekly, methodical, take your time
Buprenorphine transition or slow methadone assist
Behavioral health on speed dial, the psychosocial grist
PDMP checked, aberrant patterns on the screen
Pain specialist, social work, the whole interdisciplinary team
Document the rationale, the DIRE score, the goals
Informed consent for the taper, patient owns their role

[Verse 3]
Self-assessment time, lay the cases on the scale
Discharge plan — did you anchor non-opioid first detail?
Rotation — did you check the equianalgesic chart precise?
Did you halve the starting dose when tolerance wasn't nice?
Taper schedule — weekly drops, not daily, not a cliff
Function metrics built in — pain scores alone won't shift
Ask yourself what harm looks like before you sign the script
Every calculation written, every rationale equipped

[Chorus]
A-C-E — Assess, Construct, Evaluate your plan
Cross-tolerance, rotate, reduce by twenty-five percent
Taper slow when function's low, document every trend
Multimodal, methodical, precision till the end
A-C-E — the framework that won't bend

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