[Verse 1]
Pentagon memos leaked today
Recruiting soldiers for a different display
White House UFC fights in the ring
Military watching the octagon swing
Dana White climbed from underground sport
Now he's got the President's full support
From the fringes to the mansion's core
Mixed martial arts like never before
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling, stories unfold
Power and spectacle, bold and controlled
Washington's changing the way that it plays
These are the headlines of our modern days
[Verse 2]
Congress advances military ties
American-Israeli forces unified
Integration plans move through the floor
Strategic partnerships like never before
While Trump's health checkup hits the press
White House memo shares results, no less
Transparency meets speculation wild
Medical reports filed and compiled
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling, stories unfold
Power and spectacle, bold and controlled
Washington's changing the way that it plays
These are the headlines of our modern days
[Verse 3]
Freedom Two-Fifty concert takes a hit
Artists dropping out, Trump's counterfeit
Mulling his appearance on the stage
Musical politics, a cultural cage
Lara gets the ballroom tour complete
Inauguration plans, the circle's sweet
Father-in-law shows off the marble space
Where ceremonies seal the highest place
[Verse 4]
Cabinet picks and loyalists align
Drawing battle lines by grand design
Environmental policies take the stage
Climate activists feel the rage
Deregulation plans are moving fast
Will the planet's future really last
Industry profits versus nature's call
Who will rise and who will fall
[Bridge]
Gaudy or great, the spotlight burns
Every decision, the whole world turns
Environment watch, attacks they track
Health and nature fighting back
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling, stories unfold
Power and spectacle, bold and controlled
Washington's changing the way that it plays
These are the headlines of our modern days
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling, stories unfold
Power and spectacle, bold and controlled
Washington's changing the way that it plays
These are the headlines of our modern days
[Outro]
May thirty-first, the stories told
Democracy's theater, brave and bold