Symptom 3 — Exceptions Treated as Design Features

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[Verse 1]
Started with a simple fix, just this once we'll bend the rules
"Handle this one case by hand," seemed like using proper tools
But exceptions multiply like weeds beneath the summer rain
Now our codebase looks like patchwork held together with disdain

[Chorus]
Bandaid architecture, duct tape on the seams
Manual workarounds masquerading as machines
What was meant for rare events becomes the norm we serve
Exceptions turned to features that we didn't quite deserve

[Verse 2]
Sarah spends her Tuesday mornings parsing broken CSV files
While the system waits for humans to resolve its pending piles
"We'll automate this later," echoes through the hallway walls
But later never comes around, and productivity just crawls

[Chorus]
Bandaid architecture, duct tape on the seams
Manual workarounds masquerading as machines
What was meant for rare events becomes the norm we serve
Exceptions turned to features that we didn't quite deserve

[Bridge]
Count the hidden costs that accumulate each day
Training time and context switching steal our hours away
Edge cases aren't the problem when they're truly at the edge
But arguments unfinished turn into a binding pledge

[Verse 3]
Distinguish true anomalies from logic left undone
One deserves special handling, one needs proper solution
Measure all the overhead that manual steps create
Before your quick exception seals your architecture's fate

[Chorus]
Bandaid architecture, duct tape on the seams
Manual workarounds masquerading as machines
What was meant for rare events becomes the norm we serve
Exceptions turned to features that we didn't quite deserve

[Outro]
Design with intention, not with hesitation's crutch
Sometimes the harder pathway saves us from exception's clutch

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