[Verse 1]
Trump's got plans for cage match nights
But Americans say "that ain't right"
Reuters polling shows the mood
Few folks think this idea's good
White House lawn becomes the ring
UFC octagon's the thing
Birthday party with a twist
Fighting politicians can't resist
[Chorus]
When the news gets wild and weird
Headlines make the truth unclear
Politics meets combat sports
White House hosting different sorts
Cameras rolling, crowds amazed
Democracy's got people dazed
[Verse 2]
Epstein files caused quite a scene
Inside walls where power convenes
Freakout mode behind closed doors
Secrets spilling on the floors
Perfect storm of fight and fame
Politics becomes a game
BBC tours the makeshift venue
While the nation tries to venue
[Chorus]
When the news gets wild and weird
Headlines make the truth unclear
Politics meets combat sports
White House hosting different sorts
Cameras rolling, crowds amazed
Democracy's got people dazed
[Verse 3]
Immigration policies block
Doctors that we need in stock
White House wants more medical minds
But their rules create the binds
Contradictions everywhere
In the policies they share
While the octagon's installed
Common sense has been forestalled
[Bridge]
Knives are out in corridors
While they're planning fighting wars
Canada's Zahabi takes the stage
White House lawn becomes the cage
PBS gives us sneak peeks
At the spectacle that speaks
Of a culture clash so bold
Where traditions lose their hold
[Verse 4]
Secret Service plans security
For this unprecedented purity
Mixed martial arts meets diplomacy
While the world watches mockery
Senators debate the ethics
Of these new athletic metrics
Cabinet members choose their sides
As the spectacle collides
[Chorus]
When the news gets wild and weird
Headlines make the truth unclear
Politics meets combat sports
White House hosting different sorts
Cameras rolling, crowds amazed
Democracy's got people dazed
[Outro]
June twelve's news will long be told
When the White House broke the mold
Fight culture met the highest office
Truth became more strange than novice
[Final Chorus]
When the news gets wild and weird
Headlines make the truth unclear
Politics meets combat sports
White House hosting different sorts
Cameras rolling, crowds amazed
Democracy's got people dazed