[Verse 1]
Two-week sprints meet chaotic nights
When servers crash and systems bite
You planned your work in tidy rows
But incidents don't care what your backlog shows
Infrastructure takes months to build
While sprint velocity gets killed
[Chorus]
Scrum meets DevOps, awkward dance
Reactive chaos, proactive plans
Split your capacity, guard it well
Kanban for fires, Scrum for the swell
Ceremonies adapted, value preserved
Half for the urgent, half for what's earned
[Verse 2]
Sprint planning shields your platform dreams
From endless tickets and urgent screams
Retrospectives hunt the toil
What did we do by hand that makes us boil?
Regular rhythm finds the pain
Automate tomorrow what today we strain
[Chorus]
Scrum meets DevOps, awkward dance
Reactive chaos, proactive plans
Split your capacity, guard it well
Kanban for fires, Scrum for the swell
Ceremonies adapted, value preserved
Half for the urgent, half for what's earned
[Bridge]
Hybrid models reconcile the split
Operational board for when things hit
Planned work flows through sprint cadence
Dual nature gets its balance
[Verse 3]
Don't force the framework, bend the rules
On-call demands different tools
Protect investment from the squeeze
Sprint-to-sprint pressure aims to please
But platform work needs breathing room
Or reactive cycles seal your doom
[Chorus]
Scrum meets DevOps, awkward dance
Reactive chaos, proactive plans
Split your capacity, guard it well
Kanban for fires, Scrum for the swell
Ceremonies adapted, value preserved
Half for the urgent, half for what's earned
[Outro]
Two boards running side by side
Acknowledge nature, don't hide
Structure serves the work you do
Not the other way around for you