[Verse 1] Sarah stares at thousand-line commits, her coffee growing cold While Tom sends tiny patches, each story clearly told The monster merge request sits there, nobody wants to dive But focused changes flow like water, keeping code alive [Chorus] Small and swift, clean and quick Two-day rule keeps projects slick Eyes on logic, heart on craft Code review's our quality raft Small and swift, clean and quick Feedback sharp but never thick [Verse 2] Jenny leaves her nitpicks buried in a wall of text While Marcus highlights golden wins before he mentions next "This function sparkles beautifully, one thought about the loop" Sandwich praise with growth suggestions, that's the feedback scoop [Chorus] Small and swift, clean and quick Two-day rule keeps projects slick Eyes on logic, heart on craft Code review's our quality raft Small and swift, clean and quick Feedback sharp but never thick [Bridge] When reviews pile high like autumn leaves And deadlines make developers grieve Remember culture beats the rush Quality whispers, ego hush [Verse 3] Async comments dance with face-to-face when complex thoughts collide Documentation tells the why while unit tests provide The safety net for risky changes, green checks lead the way Tomorrow's team will thank you for the habits built today [Final Chorus] Small and swift, clean and quick Two-day rule keeps projects slick Eyes on logic, heart on craft Code review's our quality raft Growth through honest, caring eyes That's how healthy codebases rise [Outro] Small PRs, fast feedback, quality intact That's our code review pact
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