[Verse 1] Sarah clicks your homepage, scrolls around to see Downloads your mobile app, creates account happily But somewhere in the sequence, users start to flee Track each crucial moment where the dropoffs tend to be [Chorus] Funnel analysis shows the narrow squeeze Step by step by step, count the guarantees Cohort tracking groups reveal the patterns clear Week by week retention, month by month appears Map the user journey, catch them where they fall Analytics tell the story, data shows it all [Verse 2] Registration to first login, then to feature use Measure every gateway where the customers you lose Conversion rates declining? Find the leaky spot Optimize each bottleneck until the bleeding stops [Chorus] Funnel analysis shows the narrow squeeze Step by step by step, count the guarantees Cohort tracking groups reveal the patterns clear Week by week retention, month by month appears Map the user journey, catch them where they fall Analytics tell the story, data shows it all [Verse 3] Group users by their signup date, watch behavior shift January cohort versus March cohort drift Some months bring stickier users, some bring those who quit Seasonal patterns emerging from the dataset grit [Bridge] Dashboard shows the funnel stages Narrow down from page to pages Cohorts colored by their ages Time reveals what usage gauges Weekly active, monthly loyal Churn prediction, not just royal Segment power users special Make retention exponential [Chorus] Funnel analysis shows the narrow squeeze Step by step by step, count the guarantees Cohort tracking groups reveal the patterns clear Week by week retention, month by month appears Map the user journey, catch them where they fall Analytics tell the story, data shows it all [Outro] From acquisition to engagement deep Track the promises your product keeps Funnels narrow, cohorts age Turn analytics into wage
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