[Verse 1] June seventh brings the cyberstorm Three vulns to keep your systems torn SolarWinds Serv-U takes the stage CVE twenty-six twenty-eight-three-one-eight rage Deflate headers crash the show POST requests make services blow Uncontrolled consumption drains Till your file transfer breaks its chains [Chorus] Critical alerts are blazing tonight Patch these holes before morning light Deserialize attacks and kernel breaks Zero-day hunters, whatever it takes CVEs cascading like digital rain Guard your networks from the pain [Verse 2] Mirasvit Cache Warmer's got a flaw Forty-five-two-four-seven breaks the law Untrusted data feeds the beast Serialized payloads become a feast Unauthenticated code execution waits Remote attackers breach the gates Full page caching turns to doom When crafted objects fill the room [Chorus] Critical alerts are blazing tonight Patch these holes before morning light Deserialize attacks and kernel breaks Zero-day hunters, whatever it takes CVEs cascading like digital rain Guard your networks from the pain [Bridge] Linux Kernel from twenty-twenty-two Still haunting systems, CVE-zero-four-nine-two Improper auth through cgroups release Privilege escalation finds its peace Container breakouts scale the wall When validation fails us all [Verse 3] Three different vectors, same result Compromise systems by default SolarWinds crashes, Mirasvit corrupts Linux permissions get disrupted Incident response teams assemble fast These vulns won't be the last Scanner sweeps across the wire Digital infrastructure under fire [Verse 4] Security teams are burning midnight oil CVSS scores above eight foil Every plan to stay secure When zero-days emerge so pure Automated scanners probe each port While vendors race to file report Threat intelligence feeds light up Emergency patches fill the cup [Chorus] Critical alerts are blazing tonight Patch these holes before morning light Deserialize attacks and kernel breaks Zero-day hunters, whatever it takes CVEs cascading like digital rain Guard your networks from the pain [Outro] June seventh vulns demand respect Security teams must genuflect Update now before it's late Don't let hackers seal your fate [Final Chorus] Critical alerts are blazing tonight Patch these holes before morning light Deserialize attacks and kernel breaks Zero-day hunters, whatever it takes CVEs cascading like digital rain Guard your networks from the pain
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