[Verse 1]
Trump's throwing punches in a ballroom ring
Fight Night's coming but the stars won't sing
Dana White's been climbing mountains high
From cage-side hustles to the suit and tie
UFC traveled from the underground scene
Now they're building octagons where presidents convene
Transformation story, rags to riches tale
Combat sports just crossed the Holy Grail
[Chorus]
White House metamorphosis, power shifting ground
Artificial minds and fighting rings, new circus comes to town
Ballroom blueprints doubling costs, legal battles rage
History rewrites itself upon democracy's stage
[Verse 2]
Krishnan's packing up his silicon dreams
AI policy adviser splits the seams
White House losing tech's guiding hand
While construction crews reshape the land
Courtroom dramas echo through appeals
Judges questioning these grandiose deals
CBC captures photo evidence stark
Wrestling mats where diplomats once sparked
[Chorus]
White House metamorphosis, power shifting ground
Artificial minds and fighting rings, new circus comes to town
Ballroom blueprints doubling costs, legal battles rage
History rewrites itself upon democracy's stage
[Verse 3]
Secret Service agents learning combat zones
Presidential protection meets the fighting bones
Bodyguards now bouncing through the ropes
While foreign dignitaries lose their hopes
State dinners turning into sporting events
International relations getting intense
Ambassadors sitting cage-side in their suits
Watching democracy trade diplomatic roots
[Bridge]
ESPN dissects "the claw" machine
Centerpiece contraption, futuristic sheen
Vanity Fair exposes missing celebrity shine
Star power shortage in the battle line
From algorithms to athletic warfare
Presidential priorities laid completely bare
Media circus spinning tales of change
Political theater looking mighty strange
[Chorus]
White House metamorphosis, power shifting ground
Artificial minds and fighting rings, new circus comes to town
Ballroom blueprints doubling costs, legal battles rage
History rewrites itself upon democracy's stage
[Outro]
June seventh headlines paint the scene
Democracy's strangest magazine
White House chronicles forever changed
Power, profit, politics rearranged