Critical CVEs (2 of 3) — June 24, 2026

acoustic ambient trance, drill and bass gnawa, coptic · 4:26

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[Verse 1]
Three new vulnerabilities landed overnight
Patch your systems fast or leave the door cracked wide
Ubiquiti UniFi OS, improper access gates
Someone on your network rewrites your fate
CVE-2026-34908, take the number down
A malicious actor slips in without a crown
No stolen credentials, just a network seat
And suddenly your system settings get delete

[Chorus]
Critical CVEs, June twenty-four
Unauthorized actors kicking down the door
Missing checks and broken locks across the stack
Apply the patches now, you cannot claw that back
CVE alerts, attention on the wire
Splunk, UniFi, DolphinScheduler under fire

[Verse 2]
Splunk Enterprise next, the number's 20253
A function running critical with no identity
PostgreSQL sidecar spinning on the side
An unauthenticated stranger takes it for a ride
They're creating arbitrary files, truncating more
No login needed, waltz right through the floor
Your log analytics platform, cornerstone of ops
One missing handshake and the whole production drops

[Chorus]
Critical CVEs, June twenty-four
Unauthorized actors kicking down the door
Missing checks and broken locks across the stack
Apply the patches now, you cannot claw that back
CVE alerts, attention on the wire
Splunk, UniFi, DolphinScheduler under fire

[Bridge]
Nine point eight on the CVSS scale
Apache DolphinScheduler, read the cautionary tale
CVE-2026-32966, the DataSource API
Missing authorization, secrets wave goodbye
Any metadata, any source you've named
Gets exposed completely, no requester blamed
Before version three point four point two, you're raw
Update immediately, that's the only law
The scheduler orchestrates your pipelines every day
One open endpoint hands your blueprint away

[Verse 3]
So here's the pattern threading through these three
Access controls absent where they desperately need to be
UniFi lets the neighbor rewrite your config live
Splunk lets the stranger take whatever files you give
DolphinScheduler hands your database map to whoever calls
No badge, no password, nothing guarding any halls
The vulnerability isn't exotic or complex
It's basic gatekeeping skipped, and now your data wrecks

[Chorus]
Critical CVEs, June twenty-four
Unauthorized actors kicking down the door
Missing checks and broken locks across the stack
Apply the patches now, you cannot claw that back
CVE alerts, attention on the wire
Splunk, UniFi, DolphinScheduler under fire

[Outro]
Thirty-four nine-oh-eight, twenty-two-fifty-three
Thirty-two nine-six-six, memorize all three
Patch the UniFi OS, lock the Splunk machine
Upgrade DolphinScheduler, keep your pipelines clean

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