[Verse 1] Volume hundred sixty, number forty-four, Last day of October, knock on the federal door. Three commissions clocking in, each one got a lane: CRA counting coins, tracking every gain, Trade Tribunal's referee when imports start a fight, Dumped steel, cheap solar panels — they rule on what's right, CRTC's the one who tunes your radio dial, Keeps the airwaves licensed, mile after mile. [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power, New rule drops quiet most every hour, Read the fine print, that's where the real talk hides, Government's logbook, riding bureaucratic tides. [Verse 2] Flip the page, two notices waiting in the queue, Environment Department's got a word or two, Standing guard on nature, keeping harm at bay, Their signature's the shield that holds the smog away, Industry Department's stamping standards on the shelf, Setting measures, safety checks, protecting us itself, No bill needs your vote, no headline screaming loud, Just a notice in the Gazette, quiet in the crowd. [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power, New rule drops quiet most every hour, Read the fine print, that's where the real talk hides, Government's logbook, riding bureaucratic tides. [Bridge] Part Two's been settled since the twenty-first of the month, Volume hundred fifty-nine, number twenty-one up front, Those rules already hardened, ink already dry, Nothing fresh to chase today, just a nod and a goodbye. [Verse 3] So why should you care about a stack of printed pages? 'Cause that's how a tariff ruling moves through all its stages, That's how your broadcast license gets renewed each year, That's how a clean-air standard finally lands right here, No drumroll, no debate you'll catch on evening news, Just civil servants typing out the fine-tuned rules, The Gazette's the quiet engine underneath the hood, Grinding out the details so the system runs like it should. [Verse 4] Somewhere in a basement office, fluorescent lights still burn, A clerk is cross-checking footnotes, waiting for their turn, To send it up the chain where a minister will sign, Another regulation falling neatly into line, It's not the kind of story that'll trend or go viral, No senator debating it, no courtroom, no trial, Just process, slow and steady, turning gears unseen, The quiet architecture of the whole machine, From fishing quotas set along the coastal waters, To labeling rules for how we feed our sons and daughters, It's all inside these pages, numbered, dated, filed, The paperwork of governing, bureaucratically styled. [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power, New rule drops quiet most every hour, Read the fine print, that's where the real talk hides, Government's logbook, riding bureaucratic tides. [Outro] Forty-four pages closed, the ink already set, Tomorrow brings another one, the story ain't done yet.
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