[Verse 1] August ninth, twenty-twenty-six, the alerts are screaming red Three critical CVEs, let me put this in your head Progress LoadMaster — CVE-2026-8037 Command injection, unsanitized input, no login required to start An attacker walks straight through the front door, doesn't knock Feeding poisoned commands into the appliance, running the clock No credentials, no handshake, nothing to verify The system executes whatever payload they supply [Chorus] Три дыры в системе, три пути внутрь Не нужен пароль, не нужен ключ Команды летят, данные горят Критические CVE — патч сейчас, не завтра, понимаешь? Three holes in the system, three ways they break in Patch it now, patch it now, don't let them win [Verse 2] JetBrains TeamCity — CVE-2026-63077 Deserialization of untrusted data, and the danger is alive The agent polling protocol becomes a loaded gun Remote code execution, unauthenticated, anyone Picture a CI pipeline — your build server, trusted, core Now imagine hostile data walking through that polling door The server unwraps the package, doesn't check the source Executes whatever's inside — attacker sets the course [Chorus] Три дыры в системе, три пути внутрь Не нужен пароль, не нужен ключ Команды летят, данные горят Критические CVE — патч сейчас, не завтра, понимаешь? Three holes in the system, three ways they break in Patch it now, patch it now, don't let them win [Verse 3] N-able N-central — CVE-2026-18556 Authentication bypass through an alternate channel — fix this The gate is locked, they skip the gate entirely A side corridor, a shadow path, they enter quietly N-central manages endpoints, has the keys to everything One bypass and the attacker inherits that whole ring No password cracked, no brute force, no suspicious login trail Just a different path that shouldn't exist — and security fails [Bridge] Опасность реальная — это не игра Незакрытые дыры стоят дорого LoadMaster, TeamCity, N-central — запомни их Command injection, deserialization, bypass — знай своих врагов Уязвимость ждёт — кто быстрее, тот и прав Patch your systems before the attacker maps your graph [Chorus] Три дыры в системе, три пути внутрь Не нужен пароль, не нужен ключ Команды летят, данные горят Критические CVE — патч сейчас, не завтра, понимаешь? Three holes in the system, three ways they break in Patch it now, patch it now, don't let them win [Outro] 8037 — sanitize your inputs, close the gate 63077 — deserialize nothing you can't validate 18556 — every path into the system must authenticate August ninth is screaming — your patch window cannot wait
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