[Verse 1] August thirteen, two-thousand-twenty-six, pay attention Three CVEs dropping, critical tension Progress LoadMaster got a injection wound Unauthenticated attacker, stepping into your room Unsanitized input, the gateway's wide Commands executing, nowhere to hide No login needed, no credential check CVE-2026-8037, total wreck [Chorus] Уязвимости — это не игра The system cracks before the break of dawn, да Патчи нужны, не завтра — прямо сейчас Critical CVEs on August thirteen, blast [Verse 2] Now Dell RVTools, versions before four-point-eight-one Improper certificate validation — the damage is done CVSS six-point-eight, the collector's compromised Remote attacker unauthenticated, enterprise-wide When the software won't verify the chain of trust The cryptographic handshake crumbles into dust CVE-2026-64993, certificate blind A spurious signature slips through unsigned [Chorus] Уязвимости — это не игра The system cracks before the break of dawn, да Патчи нужны, не завтра — прямо сейчас Critical CVEs on August thirteen, blast [Verse 3] Dell Virtual Storage Integrator, vSphere Client attached Versions prior to ten-eleven-one-point-zero, dispatched Sensitive information bleeding through the wall CVSS nine-point-one — that's almost perfect fall An unauthenticated remote attacker reads your data raw Confidential storage secrets, no encryption law CVE-2026-54489, the highest score Sensitive disclosure, knocking down your door [Verse 4] Security teams scrambling, alerts firing red Incident response waking up, rolling out of bed Three attack surfaces spanning storage, load, and cert Every unpatched endpoint leaves the enterprise hurt Defenders check the advisories, map the CVE tree Vendors drop the bulletins — read them carefully No zero-day excuse when the patch is on the shelf Negligence is the vulnerability in itself [Bridge] Sycophantic patch cycles won't protect you here Каждый день без обновлений — риск растёт, my dear LoadMaster injection, Dell certs that won't validate Virtual Storage leaking — update before too late Three vectors, three products, one message loud Patch your infrastructure, don't get lost in the cloud [Chorus] Уязвимости — это не игра The system cracks before the break of dawn, да Патчи нужны, не завтра — прямо сейчас Critical CVEs on August thirteen, blast [Outro] Eight-zero-three-seven — command injection, inject Sixty-four-nine-nine-three — certificate, neglect Fifty-four-four-eight-nine — nine-point-one, the crown Patch your systems now before the attacker comes around Это не учения — это реальная война August thirteen, twenty-twenty-six, patch or fall [Chorus] Уязвимости — это не игра The system cracks before the break of dawn, да Патчи нужны, не завтра — прямо сейчас Critical CVEs on August thirteen, blast
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