[Verse 1]
When your Kafka cluster starts to fail
Prometheus rules will tell the tale
Configure alerts before the storm
Keep your streaming platform warm
Broker down means traffic stops
Monitor before your system drops
[Chorus]
Alert, detect, respond with speed
Broker down is what we need to see
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing way too high
Consumer lag will slow you down
Four alerts to keep you sound
[Verse 2]
Under-replicated partitions spread
Data copies falling behind instead
When replicas can't keep the pace
Your fault tolerance loses face
Set the threshold, watch it close
This alert matters the most
[Chorus]
Alert, detect, respond with speed
Broker down is what we need to see
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing way too high
Consumer lag will slow you down
Four alerts to keep you sound
[Verse 3]
Disk usage fills up fast and tight
Ninety percent means red alert light
Messages pile up, nowhere to go
Storage limits bring you low
Monitor space before it's gone
Keep your Kafka running strong
[Bridge]
PagerDuty wakes you from your sleep
Slack channels where the alerts you keep
OpsGenie routing to the team
Integration makes the perfect scheme
Route the alerts where they belong
Keep your monitoring game strong
[Verse 4]
Consumer lag means falling behind
Processing slow, alerts you'll find
When consumers can't keep up the rate
Your real-time data starts to wait
Measure lag in time and count
Every second will amount
[Final Chorus]
Alert, detect, respond with speed
Broker down is what we need to see
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing way too high
Consumer lag will slow you down
Four alerts to keep you sound
[Outro]
Prometheus rules will guide your way
Keep your Kafka strong today
Alert before the system breaks
Monitoring is what it takes