[Verse 1] Volume one-sixty, number forty-one on the spine, Every proclamation standing still in a line, This is how the government writes it down and makes it real, Not a rumor, not a whisper — this is the official seal, Four commissions speaking up, each one got a lane, Energy, trade, airwaves, and who gets hired — explain, Canada Energy Regulator watches pipelines, watches wires, Keeping power moving steady, cooling down the fires, Nobody sees the cable hum beneath the frozen ground, But the regulator's reading every voltage, every sound. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, the record never sleeps, Part one for proposals, part two for what it keeps, Promulgate — that's the word, to announce and make it true, Law walks out the chamber doors and lands on me and you. [Verse 2] Canadian International Trade Tribunal keeps the scales honest and fair, Checking if some import's dumped and hurting sellers there, CRTC's tuning channels, broadcasting bandwidth rules, Telecom and airwaves sorted, nobody's playing the fool, Public Service Commission guards the door that hiring walks through, Merit over favors, that's the policy they pursue, Four voices in one issue, each with their own small say, Stacked inside part one, dated the tenth of the day, Think of it like four rooms inside one quiet hall, Each commission got a desk, each desk got its own call. [Verse 3] Government notices this week, the topic reads citizenship, Names and announcements logged on an official trip, Somebody's status settled, paperwork made plain, No mystery, no shadow — just a line clean and sane, Flip to part two now, the seventh, calmer tide, One-fifty-nine, number twenty, regulations locked inside, Part two's where the finished rules already took their stand, Already signed, already law, already in your hand, Part one's the drafting table, part two's the carved stone, One is still in motion, the other stands alone. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, the record never sleeps, Part one for proposals, part two for what it keeps, Promulgate — that's the word, to announce and make it true, Law walks out the chamber doors and lands on me and you. [Bridge] Low light reading, nobody's rushing the page, Bureaucracy humming soft like a slow-turned stage, Every stamp and stapled sheet got a story to tell, Four commissions, one citizenship line, and the public can read it well, No need to shout it, no need for the drum, Just quiet civic record, steady, overcome. [Outro] October thirteen, the week the paperwork breathes, Gazette keeps the record, quiet beneath the trees, Promulgate, publish, done — the government's open book, Chill rap over statutes, baby, take another look.
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