[Verse 1] Monday morning, paper drops at dawn, Canada Gazette Part One, volume hundred-sixty, on, Number forty-one, dated the tenth of October, Four commissions listed, let me break it over. Canada Energy Regulator watching pipelines flow, Trade Tribunal settling disputes nobody else can solve, slow, CRTC tuning airwaves, broadcast and the phone lines, Public Service Commission hiring up the front lines. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, é o diário oficial, Every rule the government makes becomes legal. Gazette, gazette, das Gesetzblatt so klar, Read it close, menina, and you'll know where we are. [Verse 2] Flip the page, a citizenship notice waits, This is Ottawa's bulletin on official states, Not a law itself, just a window we can see, How the public record tracks each agency. Four commissions, one gazette, todos juntos, compêndio, Published every Wednesday, same rhythm, same tempo. Promulgate — big word, means to make a law take flight, Signed and stamped and printed, now it's public, now it's light. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, é o diário oficial, Every rule the government makes becomes legal. Gazette, gazette, das Gesetzblatt so klar, Read it close, menina, and you'll know where we are. [Verse 3] Three days earlier, October seventh on the clock, Part Two drops in, volume hundred-fifty-nine, no stop, Number twenty — this edition's where the rules get real, Not proposals anymore, now they finalize and seal. Part One's the draft zone, where new ideas get proposed, Part Two's the vault, where the final version's closed. Zwei Teile, one system, keeping Canada in line, Tracking bureaucracy like you're tracking a bassline. [Bridge] Energy regulator, trade tribunal too, Broadcasting commission, hiring crews askew, Citizenship notices quietly filed away, Gesetz für Gesetz, lido dia após dia. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, é o diário oficial, Every rule the government makes becomes legal. Gazette, gazette, das Gesetzblatt so klar, Read it close, menina, and you'll know where we are. [Verse 4] Somewhere in Gatineau, a clerk hits print and sighs, Another week, another stack of notices and ties, Regulations numbered, cross-referenced, archived tight, Legal under lamplight, double-checked at night. Part Three exists too, though we don't sing it here, Statutes passed in Parliament, appearing twice a year. Minha gente, this is how democracy gets typed, Bureaucratic poetry, no verse left unsigned. Von Ottawa bis Brasília, the paperwork's the same, Official and recorded — every nation plays this game. So when you doubt the system, open up the page, The gazette remembers everything, archived by the age. [Outro] Part One proposes, Part Two seals the deal, Canada Gazette, making paperwork real, Volume, number, date — small print, big reveal. [Chorus] Gazette, gazette, é o diário oficial, Every rule the government makes becomes legal. Gazette, gazette, das Gesetzblatt so klar, Read it close, menina, and you'll know where we are.
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