[Verse 1]
White House cages gleaming under camera lights
Trump's UFC gambit reaching shocking heights
Sixty million dollars for this made-for-TV show
But Reuters polls reveal most folks say no
Federal judges won't block this circus act
While ESPN breaks down each fighting fact
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling like a liquid drum
Stories flowing where the data comes from
Presidential birthday plans gone wild
Democracy's face redesigned
Choral voices sing the headlines loud
Celtic rhythms move the crowd
[Verse 2]
Freedom 250 holds its press conference stage
PBS broadcasts live from the fighting cage
Sidney Blumenthal calls it era's rot
Guardian writers question what we've got
Lutnick pushes Gordie Howe Bridge delays
While Toronto waits through bureaucratic maze
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling like a liquid drum
Stories flowing where the data comes from
Presidential birthday plans gone wild
Democracy's face redesigned
Choral voices sing the headlines loud
Celtic rhythms move the crowd
[Bridge]
Forbes reports on immigration blocks
Doctors needed but policy talks
White House wants more healing hands
Yet barriers rise across the lands
Glitch hop beats sync with policy clashes
Russian rhythms through the ashes
[Verse 3]
Al Jazeera covers courtroom scenes
Hollywood Reporter pulls back the screens
Behind the spectacle, money flows like rain
Bedroom pop ska masks the deeper pain
One hundred twenty-five beats per minute
Modern America, what are we in it?
[Verse 4]
Capitol Hill buzzes with committee calls
Social media echoes through marble halls
Liquid drum and bass pounds beneath debate
While senators and congressmen negotiate
Birthday celebrations mix with policy fights
Neon headlines flashing through endless nights
Press corps scrambles for the latest scoop
Democracy caught in an endless loop
[Chorus]
News keeps rolling like a liquid drum
Stories flowing where the data comes from
Presidential birthday plans gone wild
Democracy's face redesigned
Choral voices sing the headlines loud
Celtic rhythms move the crowd
[Outro]
June thirteenth fades but stories remain
Celtic ska liquid drum and bass refrain
Headlines dancing through the digital night
Tomorrow brings another news cycle flight