[Verse 1] August nineteenth, twenty twenty-six The Canada Gazette brings its weekly fix Part One dropped on the fifteenth, volume one-sixty Number thirty-three, and the reading gets tricky Border Services flagged a commission in the queue Canadian International Trade Tribunal too The CRTC weighing in on the airwaves and the wire Yukon's Environmental Board adding to the pile [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the government's paper trail Where the rules get written before they hit the mail Part One, Part Two, commissions on the floor Official notices knocking at the door Read the fine print, that's where the country lives Behind the headlines, in the details that it gives [Verse 2] Part Two came a little early, August twelfth the date Volume one-fifty-nine, number sixteen on the slate The regulatory side where the real changes land Statutory instruments printed out by hand The Border Services Agency, they're watching what comes through The Trade Tribunal arbitrates when commerce comes unglued The CRTC decides what frequencies are fair And Yukon's Assessment Board protects the northern air [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the government's paper trail Where the rules get written before they hit the mail Part One, Part Two, commissions on the floor Official notices knocking at the door Read the fine print, that's where the country lives Behind the headlines, in the details that it gives [Verse 3] Most folks won't read it, scrolling past the page But somewhere in those columns, someone set the stage For a regulation changing how a business runs Or an order clarifying something left undone The bureaucratic language might put you to sleep But the implications run a hundred fathoms deep From the territories down to the southern towns The Gazette keeps on spinning as the calendar counts down Every week the presses roll without a sound Another volume filed, another set of grounds For the way this country governs what it does Not with fanfare, just with process, just because [Bridge] Four commissions in the pages this week Four different agencies playing hide and seek In the language of the law, dry as a cracker But every notice matters, every rule's a tracker Yukon socio-economic, that's a mouthful to say But it means someone's checking what gets built up that way [Outro] Canada Gazette, quiet and consistent Volume one-sixty, never ambivalent August nineteen, the week is documented Government business, officially cemented [Chorus] Canada Gazette, the government's paper trail Where the rules get written before they hit the mail Part One, Part Two, commissions on the floor Official notices knocking at the door Read the fine print, that's where the country lives Behind the headlines, in the details that it gives
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