[Verse 1] Badge on the table, agent files wide open, ShinyHunters crawled in through a door nobody was hopin' Would get found — a PeopleSoft zero-day, unpatched and quiet, Turned a Monday morning into bureau riot. F.B.I. snaps back, cuffs a key suspect tight, Says the breach stops here, we're closing out the night. Data walked out slow, like smoke beneath a door, Now the agency's counting what it's not sure of no more. [Chorus] C'est une danse dangereuse, data in the wind, Les hackers et les flics, qui va gagner, mon ami? ShinyHunters whisper low, "on va pas leak ce soir," But trust in a thief's promise is a rickety door. [Verse 2] Accenture contractor, quiet badge, clean little name, Pulled from F.B.I. systems after taking the blame — Sources say damaging, a breach with real teeth, While up north in Canada, cuffs around Dubrovsky's wrists beneath A federal hacking probe, ransomware expert turned target, Cyber executive charged, his résumé now a market For headlines, not clients — the chicanery runs deep, That's trickery dressed as business, the kind that costs you sleep. [Verse 3] Asos said "a little data," BBC dug the hole much wider, Turns out more was taken — names, addresses, insider Details nobody flagged the first time 'round. Meanwhile Goldman Sachs and Man Group, financial giants, found Caught inside the blast radius of a breach at EY, Third-party trust is a tightrope, one wrong step and you fly Straight into headlines — remember, friends, the chain's Only as strong as the vendor holding your domain. [Chorus] C'est une danse dangereuse, data in the wind, Les hackers et les flics, qui va gagner, mon ami? ShinyHunters whisper low, "on va pas leak ce soir," But trust in a thief's promise is a rickety door. [Verse 4] Analysts scramble, spreadsheets of the compromised, Every breach a lesson that nobody memorized. CISOs losing sleep, boardrooms losing face, Regulators circling like vultures 'round the case. Insurance premiums climbing, lawyers on retainer, Every company praying it won't be the next container For stolen names and numbers, floating on the dark web tide — In this digital economy, there's nowhere left to hide. The victims keep on stacking, from London to L.A., A universal story written one more time today. [Bridge] Patch your zero-days before they turn to zero trust, Vet your contractors, audit vendors, that's a must. Mon ami, la sécurité, it's never truly won — Just a quiet week before the next hack has begun. [Outro] F.B.I., EY, Asos on the list, Dubrovsky in cuffs, a breach nobody missed. October eleven, write it down, take heed — Chaque jour en ligne, c'est une guerre, indeed. [Chorus] C'est une danse dangereuse, data in the wind, Les hackers et les flics, qui va gagner, mon ami? ShinyHunters whisper low, "on va pas leak ce soir," But trust in a thief's promise is a rickety door.
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