[Verse 1] (Male) October second, twenty twenty-six, the wire's hot and humming, TIME magazine sat down with Trump, called it "What Trump Has Built," no drumming, Page after page of a president talking legacy, laid out in ink, (Female) Washington's spinning like a honky-tonk jukebox — baby, what do you think? [Chorus] (Both) Noticias de hoy, qué locura, Washington's on fire, Новости летят, every headline flying higher, White House two-steppin', boots scuffing the marble floor, Read the news, mi amor, there's always one story more [Verse 2] (Female) A federal panel stamped it, said the blueprint's finally done, Brand new security screening center, built under that D.C. sun, Final approval, pens all signed, no more back-and-forth debate, (Male) Raising walls to check your bags before you clear that gate [Verse 3] (Male) Now here's a kerfuffle — that's a fuss, a little comic slip, The accord on "super intelligence" got signed with a typo trip, "President of the Unites States," missing one lonely "d," (Female) The Guardian and USA Today both caught it, laughing at D.C. [Chorus] (Both) Noticias de hoy, qué locura, Washington's on fire, Новости летят, every headline flying higher, White House two-steppin', boots scuffing the marble floor, Read the news, mi amor, there's always one story more [Verse 4] (Female) Seventeen states on the calendar, the White House booking flights, Rallying before the midterms, chasing votes through autumn nights, (Male) But Netanyahu gets the handshake, photos, praise out on the lawn, Still no endorsement spoken — that's a card he hasn't drawn [Bridge] (Both) The Economist says abolish the whole press corps, cut it clean, But Wednesday had a gaggle — geese don't honk as loud, I mean, Reporters flocked around him leaving out the west wing door, Questions flying fast as feathers, that's a gaggle, nothing more [Verse 5] (Male) Markets twitchin', pundits pitchin' takes on every single tweet, Cable news in overdrive, repeating every beat, (Female) Somewhere in Nebraska, somebody's still just pouring coffee black, Wondering if the whole circus ever plans on turning back (Both) But the ticker never slows down, the headlines never rest, Every hour brings another story, put it to the test, From the Beltway to the border, from the desert to the coast, Everybody's got an opinion, everybody wants to boast [Chorus] (Both) Noticias de hoy, qué locura, Washington's on fire, Новости летят, every headline flying higher, White House two-steppin', boots scuffing the marble floor, Read the news, mi amor, there's always one story more [Outro] (Female) Noticias de hoy, (Male) Новости сегодня, (Both) October second's story, told in twang and harmony, (Female) Pour another cup of coffee, (Male) Turn the dial, let it play, (Both) Tomorrow brings another headline, another crazy day
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