Surplus Stripping Techniques

dark alt-pop, bubblegum dance chanson, swamp blues boogie, blues rock · 3:37

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When shareholders want their money back clean
Convert those dividends to capital scenes
Strip away surplus through strategic plays
Transform the tax burden in magical ways

[Chorus]
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Calculate careful, don't let it slip
Anti-avoidance watching your move
Capital gains is the tax we choose
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Make sure your numbers properly fit

[Verse 2]
Safe income calculation starts the dance
Only excess surplus gets the chance
Investment income minus tax that's due
Leave safe amounts for revenue's view

[Chorus]
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Calculate careful, don't let it slip
Anti-avoidance watching your move
Capital gains is the tax we choose
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Make sure your numbers properly fit

[Bridge]
Fifty-five and eighty-nine will scrutinize
Every transaction beneath their eyes
Series of transactions they will trace
Benefit conferred must show its face

[Verse 3]
Butterfly reorganization schemes unfold
Split the company, stories retold
High-low structures try to separate
Clean surplus from the corporate estate

[Chorus]
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Calculate careful, don't let it slip
Anti-avoidance watching your move
Capital gains is the tax we choose
Safe income first, then surplus strip
Make sure your numbers properly fit

[Outro]
When the surplus calls your name
Play by rules or face the blame
Strip it right or pay the price
Professional advice sounds nice

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