[Verse 1] NetScaler's gatekeeper, CVE eight-eight-seven-seven-nine Memory buffer's bleeding past its drawn-out line Citrix ADC, Gateway too, feel the strain Operations spill outside the bounds again That's a boundary error, attacker's in the room Overflow the limits, watch the data bloom Gateway's supposed to guard the castle wall Instead it's handing over skeleton keys to all [Chorus] Patch it now, the clock is loud Critical CVEs stacking up the cloud NetScaler's leaking, Zammad's compromised Two bugs chained together, it's a nasty prize October fifth, the sirens scream Don't let the buffer break your dream [Verse 2] Zammad's got a ticket desk that handles all your calls But privilege management's falling off the walls One oh two four nine zero, local user known Climbs the ladder sneaky till they're wearing root's crown A support tech's access turns to full admin might That's escalation, climbing stairs built outside the light [Verse 3] Now the session cookie, fixed before it's spun One oh two four eight nine, the second half of one Session fixation means the token's pre-arranged Attacker plants the key before the login's changed Victim logs in thinking that they're safe and sound But the session's owned, the attacker's gained their ground Chain it with the privilege bug, root access wide Remote code execution riding on the inside [Chorus] Patch it now, the clock is loud Critical CVEs stacking up the cloud NetScaler's leaking, Zammad's compromised Two bugs chained together, it's a nasty prize October fifth, the sirens scream Don't let the buffer break your dream [Verse 4] Think of all the helpdesks running Zammad every day Trusting that the login screen will keep the threats away Now picture NetScaler standing guard at every door Both of them exposed and bleeding out onto the floor The scanners find them quick, the exploit code's already live Dark web whispers passwords, waiting for the hack to thrive Admins pulling all-nighters, reading CVE reports Racing patches out before the breach reports distort This ain't hypothetical, it's happening tonight Every unpatched server is a target in their sight [Bridge] One flaw alone's a crack, a chain's a canyon wide Fixation plus the privilege climb, there's nowhere left to hide Memory bound broke loose on NetScaler's gated door Three vulnerabilities knocking, you can't ignore [Outro] Eight-eight-seven-seven-nine, patch that Gateway tight One oh two four nine oh, lock the root tonight One oh two four eight nine, kill the fixed-session fright Today's news is critical — update before the night [Chorus] Patch it now, the clock is loud Critical CVEs stacking up the cloud NetScaler's leaking, Zammad's compromised Two bugs chained together, it's a nasty prize October fifth, the sirens scream Don't let the buffer break your dream
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