[Verse 1] Time Magazine sat him down, cracked open the tape "What Trump Has Built" - full transcript, no escape Gold flourish talk and bravado galore Spill it all out like confetti on the floor [Verse 2] Near the White House stands an ersatz little clone (Ersatz means fake, a stand-in for the throne) A copycat Oval Office, gilded wall to wall New paint, new trim, flourishes abound, y'all [Chorus] Notícias quentes, saem no jornal Cinco de outubro, esse é o sinal Brass is honkin', tuba's rollin' home América's buzzin', essa é a news, você não está só [Verse 3] Census comin' but Trump won't hold the chair His directives linger like cigar smoke in the air Politico says the rules could outlast the term A policy ghost that keeps the numbers squirmed [Verse 4] White House signed an AI deal, stamped it with pride Guardian spotted "Unites States" misspelled inside One little letter, a slip of the pen Spellcheck took siesta, sign it again [Verse 5] Pollsters callin' numbers, the headlines start to spin Approval ratings dancin' like they can't decide to win Cable news is shoutin', every channel's got a take Graphics flashin' red and blue, the pundits stay awake Somewhere in the Capitol a senator clears his throat Says "I read the whole thing twice" but nobody wrote a note The algorithm's buzzin', trending charts on fire Every outlet scramblin' to be the one that's first to wire [Verse 6] Down in Brasília the reporters tune their dials Translatin' every soundbite, addin' up the files Cinco de outubro marked in red upon the wall It's the night the story breaks and catches one and all The tuba player's practicin', the brass section's tight They're savin' up the honkin' for the headline hits tonight Because when the news gets wild and the wires start to hum You gotta have a polka beat to tell 'em where it's from [Bridge] Nicaragua's walkin' out of the Parlamento Centro Packin' up, sayin' "chau" to the bloc, não vou voltar, não entro Meanwhile Chuck Lorre roasted the chief with a joke White House fired back callin' his brain "peanut"-sized, no joke "Seek psychiatric help," immediately, they wrote Deadline caught every word, printed it, let it float [Bridge 2] Every anchor's got an angle, every pundit's got a spin Somewhere between the headlines truth is buried deep within But the tuba doesn't lie and the brass don't bend the facts It just plays the rhythm of the day and leaves it at that Gold rooms and spelling slips, the census and the clone Nicaragua's exit and a comedian dethroned It's all one crazy broadcast, one wild cycle of the news Spinnin' like a record stuck on cinco de outubro's grooves [Chorus] Notícias quentes, saem no jornal Cinco de outubro, esse é o sinal Brass is honkin', tuba's rollin' home América's buzzin', essa é a news, você não está só
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