[Verse 1]
Sarah's got a corner desk beside her kitchen wall
Measuring tape in hand, she's calculating all
Twelve by ten feet office in her eight hundred square
Divide it out precisely, now she's getting somewhere
[Chorus]
Square feet divided by your total space
Percentage found, deduction takes its place
Or count the rooms if they're the same size through
One out of three means thirty-three for you
Calculate, allocate, your business slice
Home expenses shared at the market price
[Verse 2]
Mortgage interest qualified, but principal's denied
Property taxes, utilities ride along the tide
Internet and heating bills, insurance premiums too
Cleaning costs and small repairs, they're all coming through
[Chorus]
Square feet divided by your total space
Percentage found, deduction takes its place
Or count the rooms if they're the same size through
One out of three means thirty-three for you
Calculate, allocate, your business slice
Home expenses shared at the market price
[Bridge]
Rent or own, the method stays the same
Proportionate sharing is the claiming game
Minor fixes, water bills, they qualify the test
But only take your percentage, leave the household rest
[Verse 3]
Equal-sized rooms make the math much cleaner
Office space of two from six means calculator's meaner
Thirty-three percent becomes your golden ratio
Every qualifying cost gets multiplied just so
[Chorus]
Square feet divided by your total space
Percentage found, deduction takes its place
Or count the rooms if they're the same size through
One out of three means thirty-three for you
Calculate, allocate, your business slice
Home expenses shared at the market price
[Outro]
Measure twice, deduct once, keep your records tight
Business use percentage keeps you sleeping right