[Verse 1] It's August seventeen, twenty-twenty-six The Canada Gazette dropping brand new picks Part One came out August fifteenth, volume one-sixty Number thirty-three, and the details get tricky Four commissions posted notices this week Canada Border Services, listen when they speak They're watching what crosses the ports and the gates Regulating movement between the provinces and states [Chorus] The Canada Gazette, it's the government's page Where the rules get published, official and arranged Part One, Part Two, they document the law Every notice, every order, everything you saw The Gazette is the record, the ledger, the proof Bureaucratic gospel, and it's telling you the truth [Verse 2] Canadian International Trade Tribunal's there Settling disputes about commerce and trade fair They adjudicate — that's the rare word for today To formally judge and officially weigh When businesses argue over tariffs and fees The Tribunal deliberates with impartial expertise CRTC posted notices too, keeping broadcast in check Radio, television, telecommunications — all on deck [Chorus] The Canada Gazette, it's the government's page Where the rules get published, official and arranged Part One, Part Two, they document the law Every notice, every order, everything you saw The Gazette is the record, the ledger, the proof Bureaucratic gospel, and it's telling you the truth [Bridge] Up in Yukon territory, the Assessment Board convened Socio-economic questions, environmental screened Before a project breaks the northern permafrost ground The Board examines every ripple, every pound Part Two arrived August twelfth, volume one-fifty-nine Number sixteen stamped and published right on time Two separate volumes, two different kinds of law Part One proposes, Part Two finalizes what you saw [Verse 3] So every single week the Gazette turns its page Four agencies this issue stepping onto the stage Border Services guarding what flows in and out Trade Tribunal judging what commerce is about CRTC keeping signals properly assigned The Yukon Board protecting northern land and mind These aren't just documents collecting government dust They're the living architecture of the public trust [Verse 4] Published in both languages, English and French Every bilingual word fills the official bench From coast to coast to coast the notices apply No regulation hidden, everything in plain sight Citizens can comment in the public review stage Democracy in print across the Gazette's page Transparency written into every posted line The government accountable by its own design [Outro] Canada Gazette, August seventeen The most official publication you have ever seen Volume numbers, issue numbers, dates precisely placed Every regulation formally and carefully traced Check the Gazette, that's where the real changes land The country writes its rules and puts them in your hand
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