Ninety-Three Million Dollar Watchdog

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
In Canada there's a watchdog with a mission to defend
Competition in the market, but their budget's at an end
Their funding's under pressure to police the corporate giants
While the firms they're meant to regulate have billions in compliance

[Chorus]
Budget constraints and threshold lines
Bill C-fifty-six and fifty-nine
Efficiencies defense is gone, private access now is on
Competition's getting strong, the changes have begun

[Verse 2]
For forty years the law stayed still while mergers rolled on through
Companies could buy their rivals if "efficiency" was true
They'd claim their deal would cut some costs, reduce the overlap
While consumers paid the price for this competitive gap

[Chorus]
Budget constraints and threshold lines
Bill C-fifty-six and fifty-nine
Efficiencies defense is gone, private access now is on
Competition's getting strong, the changes have begun

[Verse 3]
Private equity plays the game with purchases so small
Each deal stays under radar, no reporting call at all
They roll up entire sectors with a hundred tiny buys
While the Bureau never knows because it's under their watchful eyes

[Bridge]
Twenty twenty-three and four brought the biggest change we've seen
Competition Tribunal's door now opens to you and me
Market studies independent, agreements can't restrain
The Bureau's got new power and the playing field's changed

[Chorus]
Budget constraints and threshold lines
Bill C-fifty-six and fifty-nine
Efficiencies defense is gone, private access now is on
Competition's getting strong, the changes have begun

[Outro]
From underfunded watchdog to a system with more bite
Canada's competition future's looking much more bright
Remember these changes when you see the market shift
Limited resources, but reforms are quite a gift

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