[Verse 1]
Pentagon's recruiting soldiers now to watch
UFC fighters throwing punches in the spot
Where presidents once held their formal talks
Now octagon warriors circle like hawks
Trump bought stock in the parent company's name
As he promoted every brutal fighting game
Dana White took UFC from underground fame
To the mansion where democracy's played
[Chorus]
White House fights and political might
Bruises forming in broad daylight
Memos flying, stocks are climbing
Watch the headlines, perfect timing
From the fringes to the center stage
Mixed martial arts in the modern age
[Verse 2]
Political appointees gaining control now
Over federal grants, they're changing somehow
The power structure shifts behind closed doors
While Joe Rogan warns of safety wars
Rolling Stone calls it more absurd each day
As fighters train where presidents pray
Hand bruising, leg swelling, doctor's report
Says excellent health in the strangest court
[Chorus]
White House fights and political might
Bruises forming in broad daylight
Memos flying, stocks are climbing
Watch the headlines, perfect timing
From the fringes to the center stage
Mixed martial arts in the modern age
[Verse 3]
Cabinet meetings now include fight promoters
Media coverage shows blood sport voters
Supreme Court justices learning submission holds
While congressional hearing stories unfold
Foreign dignitaries watch from ringside seats
As democracy and violence finally meets
Stock market cheering every knockout blow
The merger of power and the fight show
[Bridge]
Iran deal meetings in the background wait
While cage fights dominate the nation's fate
Final determination hanging in the air
As spectacle replaces diplomatic care
Constitutional scholars debate what's real
When entertainment becomes the political deal
[Outro]
May thirtieth news, remember the date
When fighting moved through democracy's gate
Headlines spinning, never quite the same
Politics and punches, both part of the game
[Final Chorus]
White House fights and political might
Bruises forming in broad daylight
Memos flying, stocks are climbing
Watch the headlines, perfect timing
From the fringes to the center stage
Mixed martial arts in the modern age