1 Executive Compensation

cajun afrikaner folk, spanish funk

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Executive paychecks reach the sky
But the taxman has a watchful eye
Reasonable compensation's the rule
Or deductions vanish, you're the fool
When salaries climb beyond what's fair
The IRS will strip them bare

[Chorus]
One six two M caps the game
Million dollar ceiling on the claim
Two eight zero G's the parachute
Four nine nine nine makes you pay the loot
Golden handshakes cost you more
Twenty percent tax knocks at your door

[Verse 2]
Covered employees feel the squeeze
Public company executives on their knees
TCJA expanded who gets caught
More positions in the million-dollar drought
CFO and top-paid trio
In the compensation rodeo

[Chorus]
One six two M caps the game
Million dollar ceiling on the claim
Two eight zero G's the parachute
Four nine nine nine makes you pay the loot
Golden handshakes cost you more
Twenty percent tax knocks at your door

[Verse 3]
Deferred compensation walks a line
Four zero nine A keeps it fine
Distribution rules you must obey
Or twenty percent penalty you'll pay
Plus income tax hits right away
When timing rules you disobey

[Bridge]
Stock options come in two designs
ISO versus NQSO lines
Incentive options dodge the tax
Till you sell and face the facts
Nonqualified hits when you exercise
Regular income, no surprise

[Verse 4]
Restricted stock sits in your hands
Section eighty-three understands
Wait for vesting, pay the freight
Or elect early, seal your fate
Eighty-three B lets you choose
Pay tax now or later lose

[Chorus]
Carried interest waits three years
One zero six one makes it clear
Hold your partnership returns
Or ordinary income burns
Private equity feels the sting
Capital gains need seasoning

[Outro]
Executive compensation's maze
Navigate these complex ways
Know the codes that rule the game
Or watch your wealth go up in flames

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