[Verse 1]
Epstein documents landed on the desk
Causing panic in the presidential nest
Seven agencies scrambling with concern
Sixty million dollars, watch it burn
UFC octagon on the White House grass
Federal resources for this fighting class
[Chorus]
Power moves and spectacle displays
Money flows in complicated ways
From the archives to the fighting ring
Every headline pulls a different string
This is how the news unfolds today
June eleven in America
[Verse 2]
UFC claw installation controversy grows
President says forever, but the White House knows
Opposition voices calling it a stunt
Weather forecast threatens the event
Ninety-degree heat and possible rain
For this unprecedented fighting game
[Chorus]
Power moves and spectacle displays
Money flows in complicated ways
From the archives to the fighting ring
Every headline pulls a different string
This is how the news unfolds today
June eleven in America
[Verse 3]
Iranian negotiations hit a wall
Diplomatic tensions start to fall
Hostilities flaring in the distance
Meeting presidential resistance
Gordie Howe bridge opens up this week
Despite the opposition some still seek
[Verse 4]
Social media erupts with hot takes
Every pundit claims the highest stakes
Cable news runs twenty-four-seven
Some say hell, others call it heaven
Mixed martial arts meets politics
In this strangest year of dirty tricks
[Bridge]
Anniversary cage match in the yard
Political theater hitting hard
Seven decades since we've seen this sight
America divided left and right
Freedom two-fifty on the card
Democracy is playing hard
[Chorus]
Power moves and spectacle displays
Money flows in complicated ways
From the archives to the fighting ring
Every headline pulls a different string
This is how the news unfolds today
June eleven in America
[Final Chorus]
Power moves and spectacle displays
Money flows in complicated ways
From the archives to the fighting ring
Every headline pulls a different string
This is how the news unfolds today
June eleven in America
[Outro]
Algorave beats and breaking news
Every story has a different view
From Toronto Star to New York Times
These are our contemporary rhymes