[Verse 1] SharePoint Server's got a cracked door open wide CVE-2026-45659 is hiding inside Deserialization — that's a fancy way to say Untrusted data gets unpacked and runs away An authorized attacker sends a crafted payload through The network channel opens up and code begins to brew Microsoft's own server farm becomes the attacker's stage Patch it now before they're flipping every page [Chorus] Critical CVEs for July oh-six Three vulnerabilities in the mix SharePoint, SimpleHelp, and Joomla too Attackers are already targeting you Check your systems, lock the gates Don't let these bugs decide your fate Patch before the weekend's through These CVEs are coming for you [Verse 2] SimpleHelp's got a bypass baked into the auth flow CVE-2026-48558 is running the show OIDC authentication — sounds secure and tight But identity tokens skip the verification light You hand the bouncer your ID and he just waves you past No checking if the signature was built to last Whoever crafted that fake token walks right in the room Remote access software handing out the keys too soon [Chorus] Critical CVEs for July oh-six Three vulnerabilities in the mix SharePoint, SimpleHelp, and Joomla too Attackers are already targeting you Check your systems, lock the gates Don't let these bugs decide your fate Patch before the weekend's through These CVEs are coming for you [Bridge] And now the wildest one — a nine point eight score CVE-2026-56290 knocking at the door The Joomla Page Builder CK extension's got a flaw No login needed, upload anything at all Drop an executable file right onto the server's disk Full remote code execution — maximum risk Unauthenticated, unrestricted, totally unguarded Attackers spin up shells before the patch was even started Nine point eight means critical, nearly off the chart That Joomla plugin needs removal or a restart [Verse 3] Security teams are burning midnight oil tonight Scanning every endpoint, trying to get it right Threat intel feeds are lighting up with active exploitation No time for change control or a lengthy deliberation Your SOC is watching dashboards flashing amber, red Every unpatched server is a ticking clock instead The blue team and the red team finally agree Ship the patch, close the ticket, set the systems free [Chorus] Critical CVEs for July oh-six Three vulnerabilities in the mix SharePoint, SimpleHelp, and Joomla too Attackers are already targeting you Check your systems, lock the gates Don't let these bugs decide your fate Patch before the weekend's through These CVEs are coming for you [Outro] Forty-five-six-five-nine — apply the Microsoft fix Forty-eight-five-five-eight — rebuild those OIDC sticks Fifty-six-two-ninety — yank that Joomla extension clean Tightest patch Tuesday that July has ever seen
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