Stock Dividends and Stock Splits

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[Verse 1]
A company owns ten million shares today
Each piece worth twenty dollars in the marketplace
The CEO decides to double every slice
Two for one, but here's the mathematical surprise
Your wallet holds the same exact amount
Though paper certificates have multiplied the count

[Chorus]
Split the pie, divide the shares
Value stays the same, nobody cares
Stock dividends and splits don't create wealth
Just slice the ownership cake itself
More pieces, smaller bites
Same delicious corporate rights

[Verse 2]
Instead of cash, they send you extra stock
Five percent dividend in paper, not a check
Your hundred shares become one-oh-five
But each fragment shrinks to keep totals alive
Like exchanging dollars for quarters at the bank
More coins to jingle, same amount to thank

[Chorus]
Split the pie, divide the shares
Value stays the same, nobody cares
Stock dividends and splits don't create wealth
Just slice the ownership cake itself
More pieces, smaller bites
Same delicious corporate rights

[Bridge]
Why do companies play this clever game?
Lower prices make trading less insane
Hundred-dollar stocks scare small investors away
Twenty-dollar pieces feel like child's play
Psychology beats mathematics every time
Making expensive stocks affordable and prime

[Verse 3]
Market cap remains completely unchanged
Total value never gets rearranged
If you owned one percent before the split
You still control that same ownership bit
Accounting magic with a practical aim
Broader appeal in the investment game

[Chorus]
Split the pie, divide the shares
Value stays the same, nobody cares
Stock dividends and splits don't create wealth
Just slice the ownership cake itself
More pieces, smaller bites
Same delicious corporate rights

[Outro]
Remember this financial sleight of hand
More shares don't make you richer in the land
Just smaller slices of the corporate dream
Nothing changes but the trading scheme

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