Hedge Funds

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[Verse 1]
Tommy found a special fund that plays both sides
Going long on winners, shorting stocks that slide
Long-short equity, the bread and butter trade
Market neutral keeps the beta risks at bay
Event-driven hunters wait for corporate deals
Merger arbitrage when acquisition wheels
Start to turn and spread the gap between the price

[Chorus]
Hedge funds charge you two and twenty
Management plus incentive plenty
High-water marks protect your wallet
Hurdle rates before they call it
Sharpe ratio tells half the story
Sortino shows the downside glory
Remember these fees, remember these measures
Hedge fund secrets, financial treasures

[Verse 2]
Relative value arbitrageurs seek
Convertible bonds and fixed income technique
Global macro bets on currencies and rates
Managed futures, CTAs speculate
Master-feeder structures funnel foreign cash
Side pockets lock illiquid assets stashed
Gates control redemptions when markets crash

[Chorus]
Hedge funds charge you two and twenty
Management plus incentive plenty
High-water marks protect your wallet
Hurdle rates before they call it
Sharpe ratio tells half the story
Sortino shows the downside glory
Remember these fees, remember these measures
Hedge fund secrets, financial treasures

[Bridge]
Fund of funds diversify your risk exposure
Due diligence prevents costly disclosure
Manager selection, operational screening
Style drift detection keeps performance clean
Survivorship bias inflates the index
Backfill bias makes past returns perplexed
Selection bias cherry-picks the best
Clawback provisions put fees to the test

[Verse 3]
Drawdown analysis shows the deepest pain
Appraisal ratio measures skill's true gain
When markets tumble, see who keeps their head
Distressed debt vultures feast on corporate dread
These alternative investments promise alpha
But complexity demands you understand the

[Final Chorus]
Hedge funds charge you two and twenty
Management plus incentive plenty
High-water marks protect your wallet
Hurdle rates before they call it
Sharpe ratio tells half the story
Sortino shows the downside glory
Master these concepts, master these measures
Unlock the hedge fund hidden treasures

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