Special Bond Types: Zero-Coupon and Inflation-Linked

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[Verse 1]
Meet the zero-coupon, stripped and lean
No payments flowing in between
Bought at discount, deep below
Watch it compound as years go slow
From sixty cents to dollar's face
Time builds value at steady pace

[Chorus]
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend
Discount bonds and inflation shields
Two special ways that money yields
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend

[Verse 2]
Treasury strips cut coupons away
Pure duration is what you pay
Sensitivity magnified
When interest rates shift side to side
Thirty years of patient wait
For principal at maturity date

[Chorus]
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend
Discount bonds and inflation shields
Two special ways that money yields
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend

[Verse 3]
TIPS protect from rising cost
When inflation gains are lost
Principal grows with CPI
Semi-annual interest multiplied
Real returns stay guaranteed
Purchasing power what you need

[Bridge]
Phantom tax on zeros bites
Imputed income ignites
TIPS create deflation floors
Never less than par it soars
Two extremes of bond design
Discount deep or inflation line

[Chorus]
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend
Discount bonds and inflation shields
Two special ways that money yields
Zero pays nothing till the end
TIPS adjust when prices bend

[Outro]
Stripped of coupons, indexed bright
Special bonds for different sight
Choose your path through market change
Zero simple, TIPS arrange

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