Fat Tails and Extreme Events

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[Verse 1]
Markets dance in measured steps, statistics say they're tame
Bell curves promise gentle slopes, predictions all the same
But crashes thunder from the void when models fall apart
Black swans crash the party with their mathematical art

[Chorus]
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, extreme events break through
Normal curves can't see the dangers lurking in the blue
Tail risk strikes when least expected, blowing up your plan
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, more than models span

[Verse 2]
Standard deviation whispers lies about the edge
Three sigma moves should barely come, that's what the books allege
But markets spike and crater down beyond the normal range
Kurtosis tells a different tale of probability's strange

[Chorus]
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, extreme events break through
Normal curves can't see the dangers lurking in the blue
Tail risk strikes when least expected, blowing up your plan
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, more than models span

[Bridge]
Leptokurtic distributions paint a darker scene
Platykurtic spreads things thin, mesokurtic in between
But when the tails grow thick and wide, disasters multiply
What should happen once per century hits before your eyes

[Verse 3]
Value at Risk calculations crumble at the seams
Expected shortfall measures what reality redeems
Portfolio managers learn the hard way statistics bend
When fat-tailed beasts come prowling at the market's bitter end

[Chorus]
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, extreme events break through
Normal curves can't see the dangers lurking in the blue
Tail risk strikes when least expected, blowing up your plan
Fat tails hiding in the shadows, more than models span

[Outro]
So remember when you're building models for the street
Fat tails make extreme events far more likely than they seem

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