Endowments and Foundations IPS

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Mrs. Carnegie left her millions to the trust
Built a legacy that never turns to dust
Endowments need a policy that's crystal clear
How much to spend and save each passing year
The board meets quarterly, documents in hand
Investment goals across this generous land

[Chorus]
Spending rate of five percent, keep it steady
Time horizon infinite, always ready
Return requirements, risk tolerance too
Liquidity needs and taxes coming through
S-P-E-N-D and R-I-S-K, that's the way
Endowments balance tomorrow and today

[Verse 2]
Intergenerational equity's the name
Current students and future ones the same
Can't spend it all on buildings here right now
Future scholars need resources somehow
Purchasing power must be preserved
Real returns are what we've always served

[Chorus]
Spending rate of five percent, keep it steady
Time horizon infinite, always ready
Return requirements, risk tolerance too
Liquidity needs and taxes coming through
S-P-E-N-D and R-I-S-K, that's the way
Endowments balance tomorrow and today

[Bridge]
Smoothing rules help budget planning work
When markets crash, don't let the spending lurk
Three-year average keeps the payments stable
Foundation grants stay on the giving table
UPMIFA says we can't invade the corpus
Unless the donors gave us that endorsement

[Verse 3]
Foundations have a different kind of goal
Five percent minimum payout keeps them whole
Private foundations must distribute each year
Tax-exempt status keeps the mission clear
Asset allocation spans across the globe
Sixty-forty mix helps portfolios probe

[Final Chorus]
Spending rate of five percent, keep it steady
Time horizon infinite, always ready
Return requirements, risk tolerance too
Liquidity needs and taxes coming through
S-P-E-N-D and R-I-S-K shows the way
Endowments balance tomorrow and today

[Outro]
Perpetual purpose, charitable dreams
Investment policy statements guide the schemes

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