Private Equity

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[Verse 1]
Three flavors in the private money game
Buyouts purchase companies, take the reins
Venture capital seeds the early stage
Growth equity scales the middle age

[Chorus]
Fund life cycles spinning round
Raise then invest then harvest sound
Pre-money, post-money, NAV divine
IRR and MOIC, performance shine
J-curve dipping before it climbs
Private equity's rhythm and rhyme

[Verse 2]
Fundraising comes first, LPs commit
Investment period, deploy every bit
Five years to place the capital raised
Then harvest period, exits get praised

[Chorus]
Fund life cycles spinning round
Raise then invest then harvest sound
Pre-money, post-money, NAV divine
IRR and MOIC, performance shine
J-curve dipping before it climbs
Private equity's rhythm and rhyme

[Bridge]
DPI measures what's distributed back
RVPI shows remaining in the stack
TVPI combines them, total multiple
DCF and comps make values suitable

[Verse 3]
Valuation methods paint the picture clear
Pre-money worth before fresh cash appears
Post-money after, dilution's effect
NAV marks portfolios, gains reflect

[Chorus]
Fund life cycles spinning round
Raise then invest then harvest sound
Pre-money, post-money, NAV divine
IRR and MOIC, performance shine
J-curve dipping before it climbs
Private equity's rhythm and rhyme

[Outro]
Cash flows negative in early years
J-curve pattern, then returns appear
MOIC tells multiples, IRR the rate
Private markets calculate their fate

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