[Verse 1] October twenty-six, the underworld convenes, DragonForce ringleaders stitching up new seams, Not just a gang no more, they're calling it a cartel, Franchise the ransomware, let every crew sell, They're courting rival coders, sharing loot and code, An omertà whispered down the dark web road — That's a silent oath, the kind mob bosses keep, Snitches get stitches while the victims lose sleep [Chorus] Breach by breach, the ledger keeps on climbing, Twelve million names caught up in the timing, Lock your doors but the vault's already open, Trust is the currency and it's broken [Verse 2] Capcom's door creaked wide, twelve million users spilled, IDs and emails scattered, old wound freshly drilled, Meanwhile in Korea, Giftiel took the hit, Lotte's coupon engine coughing up every bit, Refund account numbers, the money trail exposed, Customers just clicking deals, never thought it'd close Like this — their bank strings pulled by strangers in the dark, A gift card breach that left a financial scar [Chorus] Breach by breach, the ledger keeps on climbing, Twelve million names caught up in the timing, Lock your doors but the vault's already open, Trust is the currency and it's broken [Verse 3] Parker Hannifin's staring down a probe so wide, Ten point nine terabytes allegedly slipped outside, Loblaw's two million shoppers checking loyalty cards, Wondering what the breach cost in the backyards, And over in Singapore, Alliance Medinet weeps, A hundred ten thousand records, secrets insurers keep, Health plans tangled, policies laid bare, The quiet kind of breach nobody saw prepare [Bridge] Every login's a window, every password a lock, But the locksmiths keep sleeping while the burglars talk shop, Cartel, coupon, carrier — different names, same hunger, Patch your systems slower and the breach gets younger [Chorus] Breach by breach, the ledger keeps on climbing, Twelve million names caught up in the timing, Lock your doors but the vault's already open, Trust is the currency and it's broken [Verse 4] Down in the forums, the data gets auctioned off, Bidders in the shadows, nobody dares to cough, A spreadsheet of lives reduced to a price tag, Social security numbers stuffed in a burlap bag, The analysts scramble, the firewalls catch fire, Boards convene in panic, lawyers on retainer, dire, But the breach was already done weeks before the news, Silence from the companies, nothing left to lose — Just apologies printed in careful, corporate tone, While the victims piece together lives they've never known Were compromised, exposed, traded hand to hand, A digital black market built on shifting sand [Outro] October's headlines, another stack of names, Check your statements, watch for refund games, The cartel's forming while the servers sigh, Stay sharp, stay patched, and keep one eye
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