[Verse 1] Brexit's back, they're dusting off the file Burnham's got the question on the table after all this while Seven years of lessons, Crespo-MacLennan writes it down What divorce from Brussels costs when you're the one who left the town The ink was barely dry before the cracks began to show And now the architects are asking — was it worth the blow? [Chorus] Europe in the glitch loop, signals crossing wires Fishing deals and tariff threats and drone walls built from fires Headlines stacking twenty-six, the static never clears Read it in the rhythm, what you're hearing is the news [Verse 2] Trump is at the keyboard, typing threats across the sea Substantial tariffs coming if the EU won't agree They fined the US tech giants, now he's rattling the cage Washington and Brussels locked in yet another age-old wage Meanwhile out in Seychelles, blue water, fishing fleets The EU signed another deal for access to those streets [Chorus] Europe in the glitch loop, signals crossing wires Fishing deals and tariff threats and drone walls built from fires Headlines stacking twenty-six, the static never clears Read it in the rhythm, what you're hearing is the news [Bridge] OpenAI just landed Dublin, headquarters signed and sealed The defense chief says learn Ukraine — watch how resolve is steeled And somebody's designing banknotes, asking what's European anyway Paper money, shared identity, a continent on display [Verse 3] Where's the drone wall, EU? Ukraine's already flying The defense official's pointing east and saying stop denying Paper currency redesigned to show a continent's face While tech moves into Dublin offices at a glitchy pace [Chorus] Europe in the glitch loop, signals crossing wires Fishing deals and tariff threats and drone walls built from fires Headlines stacking twenty-six, the static never clears Read it in the rhythm, what you're hearing is the news [Verse 4] The capitals are restless, every parliament in doubt Leaders reading polling numbers, trying to figure out If the center holds together when the edges start to fray If the union means tomorrow what it meant just yesterday Migration at the borders, energy and debt Twenty-seven voices trying not to sweat The summit table's crowded and the agenda never ends Europe keeps on writing how the story bends [Chorus] Europe in the glitch loop, signals crossing wires Fishing deals and tariff threats and drone walls built from fires Headlines stacking twenty-six, the static never clears Read it in the rhythm, what you're hearing is the news [Outro] July twenty-eight — file it, keep it, know it Europe wrote the headlines, now you've got it
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