4 Types of RV-PA Conduits

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[Verse 1]
When truncus needs repair, surgeons face a choice
Four conduits available, each with its own voice
Pulmonary homograft leads with hemodynamic grace
Cadaveric arteries finding their new place

[Chorus]
P-A-G-B, remember the quartet well
Pulmonary homograft rings the golden bell
Aortic follows next with oversized appeal
Gore-Tex synthetic strength, bovine jugular seal
But here's the bitter truth that haunts each beating heart
No conduit grows with children, they're destined to depart

[Verse 2]
Aortic homograft brings more tissue to the game
Cadaveric valve and vessel, availability's its claim
Though calcification creeps through biological walls
Size mismatch complications echo through surgical halls

[Chorus]
P-A-G-B, remember the quartet well
Pulmonary homograft rings the golden bell
Aortic follows next with oversized appeal
Gore-Tex synthetic strength, bovine jugular seal
But here's the bitter truth that haunts each beating heart
No conduit grows with children, they're destined to depart

[Verse 3]
Gore-Tex ePTFE offers consistent measurement
Synthetic reliability, always in shipment
Higher gradients lurk with pseudointimal peel
Early stenosis strikes this artificial steel

[Bridge]
Bovine jugular whispers to the smallest frames
Contegra's endocarditis plays dangerous games
Hancock porcine wrapped in Dacron's embrace
Long history shadowed by calcific chase

[Verse 4]
Twelve millimeters fits a newborn's chest today
Four kilograms supported in surgical ballet
But growth demands expansion, conduits cannot bend
Three to five replacements mark this journey's end

[Outro]
From cradle through adulthood, reoperations planned
The price of mended truncus, survival's shifting sand
Choose wisely from the quartet, but know the lifetime cost
Each conduit serves its season, then inevitably lost

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