[Verse 1] Elizabeth Holmes had a vision grand A single drop of blood in her hand She promised hundreds of tests from one small prick But the algorithms would expose her trick [Chorus] Quality control, accuracy check Statistical process shows what's correct When the numbers don't match what they claim to do The algorithms reveal what's false and true Control charts catching every lie Variance too high, results can't fly [Verse 2] Traditional labs need vials of red Theranos claimed just a drop instead But when they ran the comparison tests The quality control showed who was best [Chorus] Quality control, accuracy check Statistical process shows what's correct When the numbers don't match what they claim to do The algorithms reveal what's false and true Control charts catching every lie Variance too high, results can't fly [Verse 3] The Edison machines they built with pride Had systematic bias they tried to hide But statistical process control charts don't lie They showed the patterns that money can't buy [Bridge] Accuracy analysis made it clear The results were dangerous, filled with fear Internal data became the smoking gun When federal prosecutors said "we're done" [Chorus] Quality control, accuracy check Statistical process shows what's correct When the numbers don't match what they claim to do The algorithms reveal what's false and true Control charts catching every lie Variance too high, results can't fly [Outro] So remember when claims seem too good to be real Let the algorithms show what numbers reveal Quality control will always find The truth that's hidden behind the lies
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