[Verse 1] The Gazette landed Wednesday, August eighth this year Volume one-sixty, number thirty-two is here Part One's the notice board where government speaks plain Commissions filing paperwork like Tuesday afternoon rain Canada Border Services drew a line in the sand Canada Revenue's watching every dollar close at hand The Trade Tribunal weighing commerce, what comes in and goes The CRTC deciding what the airwaves get to show [Chorus] Це офіційний запис — this is the official word Gazette recording every rule the government has heard Part One, Part Two, the gazette keeps its steady beat É o registro público — the paper's never incomplete [Verse 2] The Public Service Commission rounds out the Part One list Five bodies speaking formally through bureaucratic mist These commissions — quasi-judicial creatures, autonomous and dry — They adjudicate the gray zones where the simple answers shy Part Two arrived on July twenty-ninth, a different beast Volume one-fifty-nine, number fifteen from the east Where regulations land with force, where law becomes the deed Part Two's the efflorescence — blooming rules from planted seed Efflorescence: the flowering-out when something hidden grows complete From draft to binding statute, watch the governance take its seat [Verse 3] The statutory instruments find their final home Regulations, orders, rules no longer left to roam Each minister who signs a decree must see it printed here Before it binds a citizen it must first appear The enabling act says publish — so the Gazette takes the call What governs every person must be readable by all [Bridge] Вона виходить кожного тижня — she comes out every week A constitutional requirement, not a government critique Уряд зобов'язаний — obligated to disclose Every order, every notice, every direction that it chose O governo publica — so the citizens can read Transparency woven into every regulatory deed [Chorus] Це офіційний запис — this is the official word Gazette recording every rule the government has heard Part One, Part Two, the gazette keeps its steady beat É o registro público — the paper's never incomplete [Outro] So August twelve brings two editions sitting side by side Part One from the eighth, Part Two from July's tide A público tem direito — the public holds the right To read the rules that govern them before they come to bite The Gazette hums along, a workhorse, dry and sure Keeping democratic governance legible and pure [Chorus] Це офіційний запис — this is the official word Gazette recording every rule the government has heard Part One, Part Two, the gazette keeps its steady beat É o registro público — the paper's never incomplete
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