[Verse 1]
When something goes wrong in your system tonight
Don't panic or freeze, we've got steps that are right
Preparation comes first, then identify fast
Contain the damage so the breach doesn't last
[Chorus]
P-I-C-E-R-L, incident response we know so well
Prepare, Identify, Contain with care
Eradicate, Recover, Learn from what's there
When the alarms start ringing, follow the plan
Six steps to safety, we'll take our stand
[Verse 2]
Breach notification has legal demands
Seventy-two hours in European lands
Notify customers, regulators too
Timeline varies by where business grew
[Chorus]
P-I-C-E-R-L, incident response we know so well
Prepare, Identify, Contain with care
Eradicate, Recover, Learn from what's there
When the alarms start ringing, follow the plan
Six steps to safety, we'll take our stand
[Verse 3]
Chain of custody keeps evidence clean
Document everything that you have seen
Memory imaging, preserve those logs
Digital forensics cuts through the fog
[Bridge]
Business impact analysis shows what we need
Recovery strategies, plant the right seed
Tabletop exercises test what we know
Practice scenarios help our skills grow
[Verse 4]
Cyber insurance covers the cost
But read exclusions or money gets lost
Application process needs honest truth
Coverage types protect from sleuth
[Chorus]
P-I-C-E-R-L, incident response we know so well
Prepare, Identify, Contain with care
Eradicate, Recover, Learn from what's there
When the alarms start ringing, follow the plan
Six steps to safety, we'll take our stand
[Outro]
NIST frameworks guide us along
CIS Controls keep defenses strong
Business continuity keeps us alive
With these foundations, we will survive