[Verse 1]
Green card seekers packed their bags tonight
New rules say you can't apply inside
Step outside our borders, wait in line
Immigration policy redesigned
Nine billion dollars for the spy machine
Artificial intelligence catching up the scene
Federal agencies need that digital sheen
White House funding the tech-war dream
[Chorus]
Headlines dancing, stories weaving
Policy changes, some achieving
From the Fed chair to the wedding snub
Every story tells us what's up
Government phones get a brand new app
Mandatory download, close that gap
News keeps flowing like a rushing tap
Twenty twenty-six on the map
[Verse 2]
Fed chief raising his right hand high
Inflation surging toward the sky
Sworn in at the White House, pressure's tight
Economic storms he'll have to fight
Gabbard stepping down from her post
Warsh taking over what matters most
Congressional picnic planning mode
Social events on government road
[Chorus]
Headlines dancing, stories weaving
Policy changes, some achieving
From the Fed chair to the wedding snub
Every story tells us what's up
Government phones get a brand new app
Mandatory download, close that gap
News keeps flowing like a rushing tap
Twenty twenty-six on the map
[Verse 3]
Algorithm watchers in the night
Scanning data, catching sight
Of every citizen's digital trail
Privacy rights begin to fail
Senators debate behind closed doors
While protesters gather on marble floors
Democracy's future hangs in doubt
As technology spreads throughout
[Bridge]
Trump skips family for Iran debate
Diplomatic talks that cannot wait
Ballroom plans he calls a gift
White House renovations getting swift
Every agency must comply
Install the app, don't question why
DC wrap-up tells the tale
Democracy's intricate detail
[Chorus]
Headlines dancing, stories weaving
Policy changes, some achieving
From the Fed chair to the wedding snub
Every story tells us what's up
Government phones get a brand new app
Mandatory download, close that gap
News keeps flowing like a rushing tap
Twenty twenty-six on the map
[Outro]
These are the stories of our time
Politics and policy in rhyme
May twenty-third will fade away
But these decisions shape our day