Canada Gazette — June 26, 2026

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[Verse 1]
Flip open the Gazette, it's June twenty-six
Volume one-sixty, number twenty-five in the mix
Part One came out on the twentieth, just days before
The government's bulletin, knocking on your door
Border Services Agency posting up their say
Canada Revenue watching every dollar on its way
The Trade Tribunal's weighing in, the CRTC too
CUSMA Secretariat with something long overdue

[Chorus]
Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power
Official notices dropping every week and every hour
Commissions publishing, the machinery hums
Read the fine print, that's how governance becomes
Canada Gazette, Volume one-sixty today
June twenty-sixth, two thousand twenty-six — okay

[Verse 2]
Part Two holds the Consolidated Index, deep and wide
From January first, nineteen fifty-five inside
All the way to March thirty-first, twenty twenty-six
Seventy years of statutory instruments in the mix
Section One is the Table of Regulations, mapped out clean
Statutory instruments — every rule the Crown has seen
Section Two continues, cataloguing every thread
A living archive of the orders that were read

[Chorus]
Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power
Official notices dropping every week and every hour
Commissions publishing, the machinery hums
Read the fine print, that's how governance becomes
Canada Gazette, Volume one-sixty today
June twenty-sixth, two thousand twenty-six — okay

[Verse 3]
Behind every regulation is a process, long and slow
A comment period opens, letting citizens below
Submit their views on policy, the public gets its say
Before the order's finalized and published on the day
Amendments to the schedules, enabling acts revised
Every statutory instrument carefully devised
The clerks and legal drafters working line by line
Publishing the nation's rules so governance stays fine

[Bridge]
Public Service weighing in, the regulators convene
Every notice has a number, every rule has a scene
The Gazette isn't gossip — it's the spine of the code
Where the government publishes the weight of its load
From the Table of Contents down to every indexed clause
This is how a country documents its laws

[Outro]
Canada Gazette, June twenty-six
Official, documented, mixing policy bricks
Check Part One for the commissions on the floor
Check Part Two's index for the seventy-year score
The machinery keeps turning, the Gazette keeps its pace
Volume one-sixty, holding everything in place

[Chorus]
Canada Gazette, the paper trail of power
Official notices dropping every week and every hour
Commissions publishing, the machinery hums
Read the fine print, that's how governance becomes
Canada Gazette, Volume one-sixty today
June twenty-sixth, two thousand twenty-six — okay

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