[Verse 1]
Prometheus watches every heartbeat of your cluster
Rules defined to catch the chaos before it ruptures
When brokers vanish from the network's pulse
Alert manager screams the fault
[Chorus]
Four alarms that never sleep
Broker down runs canyon deep
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing to the sky
Consumer lag trails behind the stream
Critical alerts guard the dream
[Verse 2]
Kafka dot server dot replica dot manager
Counts the copies, sounds the danger
When partitions lose their backup twins
The reliability story begins
[Chorus]
Four alarms that never sleep
Broker down runs canyon deep
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing to the sky
Consumer lag trails behind the stream
Critical alerts guard the dream
[Verse 3]
Storage threshold hits the red zone marker
Ninety percent means trouble's darker
PagerDuty buzzes through the midnight hour
Slack channels flood with warning power
[Bridge]
OpsGenie routes the escalation ladder
Teams respond when metrics scatter
Alert manager config holds the keys
Notification channels guarantee
[Verse 4]
Consumer groups fall behind the offset
Lag accumulates, data's not fresh yet
Milliseconds stretch to minutes long
Monitor the queue before it's gone
[Final Chorus]
Four alarms that never sleep
Broker down runs canyon deep
Under-replicated partitions cry
Disk usage climbing to the sky
Consumer lag trails behind the stream
Critical alerts guard the stream
Prometheus keeps the Kafka dream
[Outro]
Rules in YAML, targets defined
Strimzi metrics intertwined
Alert when the cluster needs your care
Monitoring magic everywhere