[Verse 1]
Trump's birthday bash gets controversial, cages on the lawn
White House South becomes arena where the fighters will be drawn
UFC Freedom 250, that's the name they chose to brand
But lawsuits flood the federal courts across this troubled land
[Chorus]
When politics meets punching, when ceremony clashes sport
The gavel and the glove collide in every legal court
From Al Jazeera to the Times, the stories all align
The Constitution versus cage, where do we draw the line
[Verse 2]
ESPN reports the filing says organization's wrong
PBS and NBC echo what we've known all along
Federal lawsuit aims to halt this spectacle supreme
While photographers document this presidential fighting scene
[Chorus]
When politics meets punching, when ceremony clashes sport
The gavel and the glove collide in every legal court
From Al Jazeera to the Times, the stories all align
The Constitution versus cage, where do we draw the line
[Bridge]
Meanwhile SMA applauds some other White House moves today
And Energy Department shares electric history's display
But all eyes focus on the octagon beneath the marble dome
Where separation of powers meets mixed martial arts at home
[Verse 3]
CBC captures images of arena taking shape
While legal eagles circle round this constitutional scrape
The South Lawn transformation into combat sports venue
Raises questions about what our sacred spaces should do
[Verse 4]
Secret Service scrambles with security protocols in mind
Mixed martial artists versus presidential safety lines
Critics call it circus act, supporters say it's freedom's right
As June eighth approaches fast, preparing for the fight
[Chorus]
When politics meets punching, when ceremony clashes sport
The gavel and the glove collide in every legal court
From Al Jazeera to the Times, the stories all align
The Constitution versus cage, where do we draw the line
[Outro]
June eighth headlines paint a picture strange and hard to believe
Democracy and knockouts dance, what will the courts achieve
[Final Chorus]
When politics meets punching, when ceremony clashes sport
The gavel and the glove collide in every legal court
From Al Jazeera to the Times, the stories all align
The Constitution versus cage, where do we draw the line