[Verse 1]
Eighty-five thousand voices roar across the presidential ground
Donald Trump's eightieth birthday bash, the wildest party in town
UFC fighters in the ring where diplomats once walked
Octagon replacing rose beds, now the whole world's shocked
[Chorus]
White House cage fights under starlight
History writing new chapters tonight
UFC Freedom two-five-oh
Presidential birthday steal the show
Lights and cameras rolling wild
Democracy gets reconciled
With combat sports and birthday cake
What a spectacle they make
[Verse 2]
Bo Nickal stepped inside that cage, defeated Daukaus clean
White House lawn transformed into the strangest fight scene
BBC and New York Times reporting blow by blow
AP News capturing moments of this unprecedented show
[Chorus]
White House cage fights under starlight
History writing new chapters tonight
UFC Freedom two-five-oh
Presidential birthday steal the show
Lights and cameras rolling wild
Democracy gets reconciled
With combat sports and birthday cake
What a spectacle they make
[Bridge]
France Twenty-Four snapping photos of this bizarre display
NPR describing how tradition melted clean away
CBS and Sportsnet broadcasting live from sacred ground
Globe and Mail documenting every thunderous sound
[Verse 3]
South Lawn hosting warriors instead of state ceremonies
Mixed martial arts replacing diplomatic harmonies
Eighty candles on the cake while fighters throw their hands
Presidential birthday wishes mixing with the grandstand
[Verse 4]
Secret Service formed a circle 'round the fighting cage tonight
Protecting both the President and every brutal fight
Lincoln's ghost must wonder what America's become
When birthday parties feature blood instead of birthday songs
[Chorus]
White House cage fights under starlight
History writing new chapters tonight
UFC Freedom two-five-oh
Presidential birthday steal the show
Lights and cameras rolling wild
Democracy gets reconciled
With combat sports and birthday cake
What a spectacle they make
[Chorus]
White House cage fights under starlight
History writing new chapters tonight
UFC Freedom two-five-oh
Presidential birthday steal the show
Lights and cameras rolling wild
Democracy gets reconciled
With combat sports and birthday cake
What a spectacle they make
[Outro]
June fifteenth will be remembered
For this night so wild and free
When the White House became an arena
For all the world to see